Thursday, December 10, 2009

Baltic Kremlinologists Analyze Medvedev

Immediately, following Medvedev's Moscow speech about improved Baltic relations, the Baltic states engaged their kremlinologists to determine the meaning behind Medvedev's words.
"He was careful to use the word 'paper,'" noted Latvian analyst Aldis Arbeit. "If you take away one 'P' then paper is an anagram for 'rape'." Estonian analysts were particularly interested in Medvedev's choice of media. "I observed that he did not use Skype," said analyst Jaak Juust. "I must think more about the greater significance of not using e-communication." Lithuanians, their airlines bankrupt at the moment, were not present for the Moscow meeting.

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