Tuesday, December 1, 2009
US-Lithuanian Agreement on WMDs, Kvass
Lithuanian Foreign Minister Vygaudas Usackas and US Ambassador to Lithuania Anne E. Derse signed a protocol to strengthen cooperation between the two countries. According to the agreement, Vilnius kiosks will no longer be allowed to sell nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons of mass destruction. "The agreement also carefully regulates kvass," noted Ambassador Derse, "and discourages its sale in large tanks on trailers where one dirty glass is shared by everyone in line."
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Yes, but can the kiosks still sell kebabs, made by the boyfriend the lovely Aiste brought back from Antaliya? Or are they counted as chemical weapons?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely give us more kebab/fart jokes!
ReplyDeletePoor Anne Derse. She doesn't even drink kvass.
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