Thursday, December 10, 2009

Velcro Airline Announces Expansion

"Air carriers announce news," wrote Baltic Standby News to break the story that Lithuania's Star1 Airlines [the Velcro People™] will increase flights to London. The velcro flights have proved so popular that the airline's regular passengers have purchased their own colorful velcro suits. "Many are tired of basic velcro black," noted Star1 Communications Manager Ausra Tursiene, "so these frequent fliers had their own suits made in brighter tones like blaze and periwinkle." Tursiene said Star1 rigorously checks all custom suits of their passengers to ensure they meet EU safety requirements. "After all, we're the Velcro People-trademark pending!" added Tursiene.

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