Jews to Lithuania?

The Lithuanian Foreign Ministry will lead a group of local businessmen to Israel to seek business opportunities. According to Israel's Ambassador to Lithuania, Lithuania has done little to exploit the fact that many Jews would visit Lithuania to discover their roots.
The ambassador's ploy was dismissed immediately as a Zionist plot to lure goyim to the Holy Land to exact revenge for thousands of years of mistreatment at the hands of Lithuanians. "Does he think we're total schmucks?" asked Gintaras Attitudicius. "Does he think we don't know our own history?" Attitudicius suggested the ambassador himself go there and bring the tourists to Lithuania. "But I'm not going," he said. "Too damned hot there. So much schvitzing."