Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Tiger Woods to Relocate to Estonia

Tiger Woods, the American golf celebrity surrounded in scandal, has announced he will relocate to Estonia. "I want to live in a place where I can walk into a restaurant and the shitty service I get has nothing to do with who I am," the Wall Street Journal quoted Woods. Woods' publicist said the golfer would move to Estonia as early as February, provided the country's immigration authority would issue a residence permit to a black man who is half Thai.
With this move, Woods will join a host of other celebrities living incognito in the northern European country, including Paris Hilton, Madonna, and Canadian John Candy.

1 comment:

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