Saturday, March 27, 2010

Shock Your Waitress

Shock collars, widely used for training bird dogs, have now found widespread use in the Republic of Estonia. In a new program supported by EU structural funds, half of Estonian waitresses will be outfitted with shock collars. "The other half," says scientist David Roskolnikov, "are control."
Long known as the Capital of Poor Service, where waitresses are slow to think and slower to move, Estonian government has embraced the program and believe it will result in greater long-term tourism revenue. Scientist Roskolnikov and his partners will be analyzing the revenue generated by collar-wearers and non-collar-wearers, hoping the data shows that waitresses working in a state of fear produce significantly more revenue. Roskolnikov, a doctoral student at the University of Moscow, says he tried the project in Latvia but it failed. "The girls immediately chewed through the collars and escaped." Roskolnikov's other worry is criticism from the scientific community about his methodology. He has tried to lay down clear rules for delivery shocks, "but my peers say you can never really control that. It's the 'who will guard the guards' dilemma." The scientist believes he has circumvented the problem by placing a shock switch on every table in each restaurant so that the customers may deliver the shocks themselves. "After all," he notes, "the customer is always right, right?"

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  1. In this manner my acquaintance Wesley Virgin's tale starts with this SHOCKING and controversial VIDEO.

    Wesley was in the army-and shortly after leaving-he discovered hidden, "self mind control" tactics that the government and others used to get everything they want.

    As it turns out, these are the EXACT same tactics tons of famous people (notably those who "became famous out of nothing") and top business people used to become wealthy and famous.

    You probably know that you use less than 10% of your brain.

    That's really because the majority of your brain's power is UNCONSCIOUS.

    Maybe that thought has even occurred INSIDE your very own head... as it did in my good friend Wesley Virgin's head around seven years back, while riding an unregistered, garbage bucket of a vehicle without a driver's license and with $3.20 on his debit card.

    "I'm absolutely fed up with going through life check to check! When will I finally make it?"

    You took part in those types of questions, isn't it right?

    Your success story is going to happen. You just have to take a leap of faith in YOURSELF.

    WATCH WESLEY SPEAK NOW

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